Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

Berf' Quake

When thicc girl such as a PAWG shakes her large glutius maximus aka Berfday cakes (Birthday cakes) during a twerk or similar dance move and the shock and ripple effect that takes place is known as a berf quake.

2 guys at a generic party....
Guy1: Oh shit do you feel that?!
Guy2: Brace yourselves!!! BERF' QUAKE!!!!

by Lil pimpchop May 6, 2019

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

e-quake

The wave of online social network updates occuring within the first ten minutes following an earthquake.

A: "did you see that e-quake on facebook?"

B: "Yeah 20 minutes of updates, for 20 seconds of minor tremor."

by dr.deathsuck June 25, 2010

Girth-Quake

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

by LolaBunnyyy August 21, 2018

Soul-quake

A soul-quake is a ripple of truth crying out to be heard.

My being rippled with many a soul-quake, shivering and shaking, waiting to be heard.

by Magic Myrtle April 29, 2020