jigsaw puzzle of the sky

A difficult job to start, and complete.

Getting all the evidence, and witnesses needed to put this case together will be like putting together a jigsaw puzzle of the sky!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

punzi

the coolest usually reffering to a person

That guy is punzi. or That guy wants to be punzi.

by Joseph N October 30, 2006

Chinese Fuck Puzzle

A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck

I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle

by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006

puZZy

puZZy – An Abstract misrepresentation of the female genitalia most commonly used by males to express excited emotions, sexual frustration, and out right spontaneity. puZZy may at times be used out of context, in fact puZZy may be used in daily conversations. In some cases, puZZy may be used to egg someone on… i.e. “your friend” Also puZZy may not be used as “Pussy” they are both different in a sense… depending which part of the universe you’re from… in other words, puZZy is not “The happiest place on earth”

-Doctored By Sexapunch On Ragnarok Online

Pronunciation: (puuuh-zeee!)

Scenario 1: Chillin With The Homeys
Guy: I’m going home to play with my puZZy!!!
Guy’s Friends: Laughs*

Scenario 2: Two guys playing a video game and guy #2 lost
Guy 2: Damn I LOST!
Guy 1: Haha! That Was For Your puZZy!!!

by Mistress G. March 14, 2005

Japanese Puzzle Box

An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.

Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.

by DANIEL DRAWS March 20, 2006

Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

puzzelucination

When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.

Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!

by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008