Pumplet

A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.

Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.

by A.J May 14, 2005

Full Nelson Pumplex

A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.

When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.

by Samzoh August 22, 2019

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

by badtouch October 8, 2008

ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.

"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

by mike seguin May 21, 2006

Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

Pumpernickel

A word describing great shock and surprise registered by the speaker of the word.

Second definition could also mean prostitutes.

Oh my pumpernickel, you did not just have Anneka's Turkish Delight

by JewishNose September 13, 2013