punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

punchin' the munchkin

Funny way to describe jacking off.

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

by boobies March 13, 2004

carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person

tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011

PUCHI

a nickname for your dumbass siblings

Ey puchi give me dat shit.

by CACAN/Tatan June 15, 2018

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Puccie

Pussy ... Used instead of the word to get past filters.

Can I lick ur puccie pl0x ?!?

by DSK123 June 11, 2006