Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'

A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "

by Luck7ess November 2, 2022

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Trans-Pterodactyl

A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska

Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”

by Barstool definition December 21, 2021

Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

Pterodactyl Syndrome

Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:

Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming

If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have

*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*

"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"

by HexTheManiac September 23, 2021

Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.

Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.

by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021