cum puddle

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

by bloodywank February 20, 2011

puddled

Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.

Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.

by mcword October 21, 2006

puddlez

one of the rarest creatures known online: rational, comical, and server of the truth

i think you should ask Puddlez if its lame

by Puddlez February 14, 2005

Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.

For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.

by Cynful Cyn November 1, 2018

sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

by monzy January 11, 2008

Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020