Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Proximaphalliphobia

Noun. Abs. The irrational fear that everyone’s penis is within 1 inch (2.5 centimeters) of your face during moments of temporary blindness.

“My proximaphalliphobia makes it impossible to enjoy VR games.”

by Doc Lenz November 17, 2019

prixicate

To thrust one’s penis into some kind of hole; can be a condom as well as the 3 conventional human orifices. But also applies to anything else one might attempt to violate.

Son: Dad, I’m 21 now-can I get a car for my birthday?
Dad: Can you prixicate your a**?
Son: Yes I can!
Dad: Okay, go f*** yourself!

by Cjwebber68 November 26, 2019

Proxima leader

Said by the women whist having sex, also slang for cock

Ooh, *insert name here* get your proxima leader inside me

by JonnyMcFonni October 24, 2019

primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.

How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?

by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019

promateur

Being a Pro or having "RõçkStãr Stãtūs"

at something non-professional...

"Man, you blow clouds like an amateur...
"Damn"... " Told ya I be blowin clouds....
"Yep , I'm a Promateur!"

by Smyln. August 4, 2020

Proximitud

Referring to hoes who are nearby or within your geographical location.

Coined from the English word "Proximity" and the Ibibio word "Itid" meaning "Vagina".

Variations include "Proximitid", "Proximitres"

1. Haven't really been speaking to Sarah cuz I was out of town. I'll hit her up once I'm in Proximitud.
2. Me flirting with a girl depends on Proximitud.

by iBlaq November 14, 2020