prixicate 

To thrust one’s penis into some kind of hole; can be a condom as well as the 3 conventional human orifices. But also applies to anything else one might attempt to violate.

Son: Dad, I’m 21 now-can I get a car for my birthday?
Dad: Can you prixicate your a**?
Son: Yes I can!
Dad: Okay, go f*** yourself!

prixicate by Cjwebber68 November 26, 2019

proximate cause 

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

proximate cause by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

pixilated 

Being extremely drunk.

<Herb> I was overly pixilated that dday, so i might have said all kinds of shit. Sorry about that. Am a bit shitfaced today too, so just ignore me.

pixilated by Jack Gnaw October 2, 2008

Prodicate 

Also known as zZetro, Prodicate is a big black man who is very strong. His huge, black, veiny biceps make him attractive. He also has a big black dog who has a huge ball sack.

Prodicate is on ship, don’t chall!

Prodicate by zZetro June 28, 2021

proximate 

prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.

Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.

proximate by Len Bakerloo December 22, 2018

privinated 

when you privacy was invaded

You've been privinated!

privinated by worder.com June 19, 2016

Plaxicate 

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.

That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.

Plaxicate by boggler December 18, 2008