Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by kingmustard January 26, 2005

proud

To have an erection. ie. Standing tall and proud

She was feeling her boobs in front of us at one point. Made me pretty proud.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

pound session

Rough and vigorous coitus, often lasting all night and regularly accompanied by the slapping rhymetic sound the thighs make when clashing and thrusting against each other. Typically results in neighbors being well aware of said amorous activity.

"...then we went back to my place for an all-night pound session."

by RI_Beaches2 October 21, 2008