protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing

I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.

by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

pretzel mnms

a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!

liza: have you tasted those pretzel mnms yet??
beth: they were amazing!

by snapeandlilyforever:) June 18, 2010

protaskinating

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.

I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!

by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Pootzoo

Is a funny way of saying cock.

Can be said, "pooootzoooo" or just "pootzoo"

Ex. That man has a large pootzoo.

"pootzoo toucher": meaning they like to touch cocks.

by Pootzoolover October 8, 2010

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

propz

Alternate spelling of props.

I gave him propz for doing a good job.

by Chad Woolley June 13, 2008

protect ya neck

1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.

2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.

3. You're not as tough as you think you are.

4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"

"Protect ya neck, kid."

by officialblackperson May 16, 2010