protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.

After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin

by muffinman 2233 January 16, 2009

protein powder

Often incorrectly labeled a "supplement" (negative connotation) by the popular media, protein powder is powdered food consisting mainly of the macronutrient protein. It is used by athletes and bodybuilders to more easily obtain high levels of daily protein intake, a condition advantageous toward muscle gain.

There are different kinds of protein powders, with whey protein being the most popular.

The bodybuilder mixed protein powder and creatine into a shake and then drank it.

by FooberFoober September 27, 2005

protein bor

An Irish tiktok trend consisting of commenting “protein bor” under any video. Originally started by James Doyle, @jamesdoylefitness on tiktok, a popular Irish tiktoker known for reviewing protein bars. The spelling of protein bor comes from James' thick accent. Some say his accent is as thick as the thots he does deep squats for.

“Protein bor”

by Deep squats for thick thots July 18, 2022

Dual Protection

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.

Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.

by snakebiter October 7, 2009

antiwar protestor

A person who expresses opposition to an act of war.

The antiwar protester stood outside the building, sign in hand, ready to convey opposition to the impending war.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011