Prostitute

The best bang for you buck. No fuss, no muss. Your girlfriend doesn't want to give you oral sex? Or, god forbid, doesn't swallow? You are married for 10 years, and your sex life took a plunge after 6 months? Doing it in the poop hole seems like a distant memory or something from urban legends? When you finally recieve your monthly sex you think that even your hand and a bag of nails would be a better experience? Than despare no more! All it takes is some money and you're set to cumm!

Husband: What?? No sex for a week?! Just because I said your sister is sexy? That's what you think...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...

by angrymind March 29, 2009

Prostitute

A hot girl who lets you fuck them.

I bought a prostitute who was really hot and let me fuck her.

by BigMike74 November 15, 2011

Prostitution

The easiest solution to fixing unemployment.

I was living in a box until I started working at a prostitution warehouse; now I live in a nice motel room.

by bg<3 April 20, 2011

prostitutes

mrs eglinton and carrie and amarpreet

i fuked mrs eglinton

by amarpreet May 17, 2003

Prostitute

Admitt it right now, ur just searching "prostitute" cause u kno u want 1 yourself!

Ur just damn nasty, notice the truth in life, and search something appropriate. Btw dont ask me why i made a page about this crap, dats just how life is bro.

Damn, Jesse is so horny that she gave Jake an offer for her tender meat. She is such a prostitute bro

by Apple Crisps May 10, 2018

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who is very innocent and visits church daily.

“Wow, Maria is so sweet and I always see her at church”
“Yeah. She’s probably a prostitute”

by kkihrm February 16, 2022

prostituter

an insided joke between me and my friend K;) ...what she TRYED to say is prosiquter lol but she said prostituter hahaha

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by mysteriouslover;) March 10, 2010