Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

prostate fishing

Using a rod type object that is of a fallous characteristic to massage the prostate within the male rectum.

He was prostate fishing his bottom fuck-buddy with his black dick.

by 1365, 1364, 1379 November 4, 2009

Portable Vagina

is one's masturbating hand. Like a vagina on the go. Originates from Bronx, New York.

-On a three week long Roadtrip-

Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.

Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.

by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010

Portable Sandwich Fabricator

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

by defusious January 24, 2009

postable

A term, phrase, or event worthy of and suitable for posting to a social networking web site.

LOL, that was a hilarious story, totally postable!

by real-diculous December 28, 2012

Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.

George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014

Hows the prostate

A formal way of asking for butt sex or just a simple question.

1 Gay guy :Hows the prostate?
2 Gay guy :its doing well .

by koat(knower of all things ) May 30, 2009