Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.
I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.
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she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
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= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
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He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
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