Private School

A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.

Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!

by your Lord and Savior August 27, 2007

private time

Taking time away from others to ponder your existence and meditate on peaceful thoughts.

Jeff: My job is just stressing me out so much. That's why I've been enjoying some private time lately.

by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV October 18, 2008

Private occupation

Your unreported side hustle. The secret moonlighting you participate in.

My private occupation is working as a blackberry picker on the Top-secret "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation."

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

private partied

(verb) when the door guy at the club lies to you saying "sorry, private party", cause you just ain't it!

" I showed up at the door, and that asshole private partied me!"

by andyVONwolfgang March 20, 2015

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS November 30, 2007

Private Parts

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.

I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 04, 2011

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003