pretzel chest

when you eat too many pretzels in a row without drinking anything and it feels like you can’t breathe. feels like you need water or you will die.

“What’s wrong?”

“I ate too many pretzels and now I have pretzel chest! I need water!”

by pavilliondv January 7, 2021

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

yannick pretzel

A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.

(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)

Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?

Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.

by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009

beer and pretzels

1. A delicious food combination.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.

1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!

by jonny kash April 25, 2006

Pretzel of Doom

Technically known as a pretzel infused with the powers of doom.

I.E. a pretzel of doom, what more do you want to know?

by housekeeping101 November 13, 2009

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005

pretzel fart

A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.

As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006