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Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.
George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.
by FVZA May 26, 2006
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Bush for President

A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?
"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."

"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
by Johnny Eightball August 19, 2004
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President Nixon

Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994).

The 37th president of the United States from 1969-1974. Most people remember Nixon for the Watergate scandal and the Viet Nam War, however many good things happened during that time too.

During this time, Republicans still cared about the environment, still cared about the working class and were still pro-family. for example, the Nixon Administration created the EPA and OSHA.
by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011
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presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.
It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.
by captainsalsa May 2, 2007
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President Bush

America's most beloved fuck-up!!!
Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.
by Ozymandius October 30, 2008
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Presidential Smackdown

An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.
Brander: "Dude, I think I got fadonked by five presidents last night in my bed, but I hope it was a dream..."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."
by B-RAM April 28, 2007
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