Potato

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

by BedatSavage January 22, 2017

Potato

1) The best food in the world.

2) A special kid.

I............................................. am a potato

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Potato

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...

by Lololkayla May 15, 2018

Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.

"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"

by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013

Potato

Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.

Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.

by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013

Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!

Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!

by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013