Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

Pogo dick

It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.

"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"

by rope2dallyup June 7, 2015

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

mall pong

The classic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, and have the experience of a lifetime.

*Warning: Security made make you leave mall, and also, some creepy old guys might ask to play.

Bennett: "Dude, this mall is SO boring...there is NOTHING to do."

Victor: "Are you kidding man?! Let's go play some mall pong!"

Bennett: "YES! That game is awesome!"

by mallpong-e247 March 28, 2009

bong pong

The way it can be played is that you play it exactly like beer pong:
with every shot made, the other person has team has to hit the bong, two balls in the same cup is balls back, etc.

The difference is that you actually put candy or bomb food inside the cups.
Put gummy bears, oreos, sour worms, snickers, reese's pieces, etc.
So that every cup that is made by the opponent, they would get to eat what's in the cup.
It's obviously the best idea idea ever when you're high and munchies kick in as the game goes on.

This game is preferably for a group of super stoners. You go through a lot of weed while playing this game.
An alternative to the game is to place a batch of good food (candy) and nasty food (peas, oatmeal, etc.) into random cups to get the amazing stoned mix of snacking on munchies and dying of laughter at the opposing team's dismay when they have to eat a cup of brussel sprouts. But beer is absolutely acceptable too.

*takes a hit
Jon: "wow, we have all of these red solo cups and no beer, what are we going to do?"

*passes that sht, Stephen takes a hit
Stephen:"... at least we have weed and all of this candy..."

*they suddenly look at each other with wide, bloodshot eyes
Jon and Stephen: "BONG PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHNIEIOCMEFJOQCJFI"

by dubsteph May 29, 2013

willy pong

It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy

Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!

by Danananan jmjiui January 7, 2016

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

by sinner January 20, 2003