A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.
See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.
by purelogic April 19, 2011
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"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."
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"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."
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"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
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A term describing a particularly bitchy and bitter breed of college student, almost always associated with the University of Michigan. Despite their insistence that they don't have any worthy rivals in the Midwest and that they don't care about said imaginary rivals, these students spend an an extreme amount of time and effort professing their superiority to anyone within earshot. However, Wolverines are to be pitied because this mythical and unproven claim to glory is the only shred of hope they have to cling to for the rest of their lives, or at least until their football program goes down the shitter. Oh wait...
"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
by GoBlow April 17, 2009
Get the Wolverine mug.The male version of a "cougar". An older man who browses dating apps and nightclubs in order to score with a much younger female. Wealth, status, or good looks do not affect a man's ability to be a wolverine. They can be anyone from a gym rat still living in his mom's basement to the high-level executive who enjoys getting drinks on rooftop bars. Legend has it that their ego grows 10 times in size once they finally find the perfect younger female to be with.
The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.
by sdemi813 September 8, 2019
Get the Wolverine mug.The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.
by mark May 7, 2005
Get the Michigan Wolverines mug.The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.
Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011
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What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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