pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

by pooderman April 18, 2010

Poodence

adjective or noun
Someone who is basically full of shit. They in short, believe they are god's gift to the earth and will not stop until the entire world knows that they are the best at everything, even though they have no evidence to support these claims.

noun
alex: Did I ever tell you that I do advanced science, that's right ADVANCED.

lara: hey Lyssa, whats this guy's deal?

lyssa: I dunno, sounds a lot like Poodence though.

adjective
alex: I am the best at cricket and rugby and life.

olman: mate seriously? could you be anymore poodence

by E_hottie4life July 10, 2011

Plod on

Exactly the same as "Jog on".

Stranger 1: I demand that you immediately rescind your insult of calling me a twatty Southerner.

Stranger 2: Plod on you fucking moron.

by TheNortherner September 2, 2013

phode

a vagina that is wider than it is deep

You tryna smash?
Nah she has a phode

by WhoMans69 May 15, 2018

ploepie

A guy or girl who is a complete dork. Another word for Stijn

Guy 1: "That guy is so boring"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a ploepie"

by xXxEpicGamerxXx February 14, 2020

plodder

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020

ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023