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Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.
PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.
by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008
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Perp

Perp (pronounced Pu-rp).

A slimy scoundrel who lies, slanders, stalks, harasses, & generally torments a Targeted Individual for no reason other than having a black heart of dust & nothing better to do. Most Perps have no use to society, are completely ignorant, are psychopaths/sociopaths & covert malignant narcissists.
“That perp who brighted me on my drive home is the same perp I caught going through my garbage last week.”
by UniversalMindFU May 20, 2020
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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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Rule against perpetuities

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me
by LawraLaw April 29, 2010
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perpetual

The perpetual spinning, flashing, twirling, splashing, and rotation and fluorish of colors and lights everywhere are but a few of the spoils of halucenagenic mushrooms.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Perpendizzle

Term that refers to a math teacher or one who enjoys math.
Billy: I have Math 4th period.
John: That sucks.
Billy: Not really, I am a perpendizzle, I love Math.
John: I see.
by Zack Taylor December 27, 2004
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perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.
Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.
by Mung August 17, 2003
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