plattered

balls

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered

by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022

Shit Platter Deluxe

Similar to a "Shit Platter" but made up of products soley purchased from Iceland.

Oi Paulie, Mum's just been to Iceland and bought me a shitload of frozen poultry products!

What's for dinner then?

Shit Platter Deluxe of course!!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

Pluto platter

When you mash your blue balls against a window

As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter

by ßig daddy Pluto platter July 22, 2019

Chocolate Cupcake Platter

Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.

Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.

by siriray March 2, 2012

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

by cytto August 11, 2020