Pitted

verb: the combination of peeing and shitting.

Shoot, I just pitted my pants.

by ratstail44345879 September 30, 2008

Paitten

A sexy mother fucker with copious amounts of swag.
Bitches, hoes and pimps bow down to the sexiness which is Paitten.
Her awesomeness radiates for miles and your mind will be blown by it when in her presence.

Bitch: "Hot damn, that Paitten is SEXAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
Hoe: "I bow down to that sexy mother fucker Paitten!"
Pimp: "OMFG my bitchin' mind has been blown by Paitten's awesomness mother fuckers!"

by lolwinter69 November 6, 2011

Mike Patten

the great singer from Faith no More

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked

by mama lucien March 25, 2005

Pittsnogle

1. One of the Starting five players for the 2006 West Virginia Mountaneers Division I Basketball team.

2. To get blackout drunk

1. Pittsnogle for the win...No Good, Mountaineers lose again.

2. Hey man, did you see Corey last night? I heard he got completely Pittsnogled

by Steve, aka the Doctor April 15, 2006

pitter bread

see cunt cheeks

her pitter bread

by Mik Aylingos July 14, 2003

pittangel

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.

by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006

pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.

Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.

by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015