The most fire shit you've ever heard made for 8-year-olds, but enjoyed by all, most of the time. There are some cringe but a lot are still really good.
Person 1: Dude I'm bored af
Person 2: Idk man, yell something?
Person 1: K, CREEPER?
Guy across the street: AWW MAN!
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: Revenge, it's a Minecraft Parody
Person 2: Idk man, yell something?
Person 1: K, CREEPER?
Guy across the street: AWW MAN!
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: Revenge, it's a Minecraft Parody
by VeryEpicGamer696969 September 1, 2019
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by BlondeGæ September 30, 2021
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Basically the peanut butter and jelly of pure happiness. They both have there similarities and they both have things the other doesn’t have. They are great friends. There like joe and Phillip. Two random names I found matching for this description.
Person 1: do you prefer Minecraft or terraria.
Person 2: both, terraria and minecraft
Person 1: just chose
Person 2: there one. Its one chunk of pure joy and happiness. You can’t separate them just like joe and Phillip.
Person 2: both, terraria and minecraft
Person 1: just chose
Person 2: there one. Its one chunk of pure joy and happiness. You can’t separate them just like joe and Phillip.
by sweatshit July 16, 2021
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Person 1: "what the fuck is a 2b2t the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
Person 1: "what the fuck is a 2b2t the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
by midfag October 9, 2020
Get the 2b2t the oldest anarchy server in minecraft mug.Minecraft is a game where when you play it once, u will never go outside or get excersize again. It is like a cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures.
Friend: Hey dude lets go to a party. Lots of hot chicks there.
You: What server is it on?
Friend: What? Server?
You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers!
You: What server is it on?
Friend: What? Server?
You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers!
by Mikeandike123456789 December 14, 2010
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Get the Minecrafter mug.Minecraft is a game written in Java created by Mojang AB in 2009. Minecraft has two current variants - Classic (which is free) and Beta (which you have to pay for).
In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly.
Minecraft has gone through many development stages:
Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs.
Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today.
Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools.
Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface.
Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more.
Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more.
Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh
In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly.
Minecraft has gone through many development stages:
Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs.
Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today.
Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools.
Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface.
Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more.
Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more.
Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh
Girlfriend: Why aren't you spending much time with me, Greg?
Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
by davidjl123 October 16, 2011
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