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i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009
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pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011
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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
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pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o
"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"
by shreK o_o June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Wednesday

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.
Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!
by the Pollylu July 8, 2004
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Pineapple

A yellow cactus that you can eat
WHERES MY PINEAPPLE CHARLOTTE? IDK MARGRET. “MIKEY ATE IT YESTERDAY” said Joe.
by IDK MARGRET April 27, 2019
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guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.
"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."
by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014
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