Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011

Rent Pizza

Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.

"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"

by Ernie the Fourth February 21, 2012

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

Sauced Pizza

When you blow a load on a girls face who has acne.

"Dude, I sauced kimmie's pizza last night. So rugged!!!!" - Sauced Pizza

by bkfta June 6, 2017

sad pizza

When you have no topping on your pizza because you're lactose intolerant. Then your pizzaflops over sadly.

Amelia was eating sad pizza at school, while her friends looked at her strange.

by Aly T. March 1, 2018

Matt Pezza

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

by take a chance babe August 21, 2010