Definitions by BabyWhiteSeal

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear 

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

california pizza roll by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016