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physisasit is the profession of a physisis person
Nikolai Tesla was a physisasit.
by meh4321 March 7, 2019
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Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
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Physical Relationship

A relationship that only really involves physical touch and physical ways of showing feelings
Me and my girl barely talk, we have a physical relationship
by Wellllllllllidk May 31, 2021
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Space Physics

The study of the physics of Outer Space where anything and everything always equals zero.

This paradox is the cause of much disbelief in the science of Space Physics, but top Space Physicists are hard at work to prove otherwise.
I'm majoring in Space Physics!

That doesn't even exist..

You don't exist man!
by ZeroSpace June 5, 2011
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Consexual Physics

The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.
Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.

Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.
by Planck Position June 14, 2011
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japanese physics

The explanation for certain events that only occur in Japan or under Japanese customs.
Person 1: "What was up with what we just saw?"

Person 2: "Read up more on your Japanese Physics and you will understand"
by Harem King August 13, 2015
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Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.
Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.
by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011
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