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Magic Putter

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.
Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
by MadDogC October 16, 2012
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phatt

didn't you see money talks
by Reecy April 18, 2004
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kute da putt

means the same thing as 'son of a bitch' in Punjabi. Kuta actually means a dog becaus dog in punjabi is as big insult as calling somebody a bitch.
Sala maachod kute da putt apni bund maraa jake bhanchod.
by bebeji007 October 9, 2006
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Phitt

A new way to say the word fit many people use it , most are from myspace
Veiw More Pics*click* Picture Number One *click* Post New Comment*click* *type*you are well phitt ! sex much? * click* Post Comment* *post*click*
by k.a.d July 25, 2006
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Putt-Fucking

(Verb), To Expend Huge Amounts Of Energy Over Massive Amounts Of Time Without The Gain Of Any Useful Results.
Fred: "Oh, Where's Deanna?"
Alex: "She's Out Putt-Fucking Around In The Parking Lot."
by Caleb Ashby January 19, 2009
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barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration
i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother
by jimbob jr March 2, 2004
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Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.
-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."
by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 17, 2011
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