phumping

Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.

At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.

by Joezen777 August 11, 2010

puspoise

Small "cashtaceans" who hunt for lower taxes because they want to swim in an ocean of cash. Unlike dolphins they do not do TV shows pro bono; unlike whales they do not run out of money in the slums of Mexico.

Those damn puspoises are greedy pigs, always swimming around taxes!

by evilsoapbox March 4, 2012

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.

by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016

phosplosion

The mess that happens in the toilet after eating a hot bowl of Pho.

Hey Adam come take a look at this phosplosion I just dropped in stall 4!

by EADINC April 13, 2017

phuskoo

Mostly a guy who accepts challenges left, right and center, but never really has the courage to do them.

David is a phuskoo cause he accepted a challenge but has no balls to complete them.

by Ms. Brain May 22, 2017

Pluspy

Mugged’s bitch

Did y’all hear about how mugged made pluspy his bitch?

by Mugged 2k September 2, 2019

Pluspy

Mugged’s bitch. A weak ass fool that blocks people for no reason, and got wrecked because of it.

Man mugged really made pluspy his bitch today. Did y’all see that shit??

by Mugged 2k September 2, 2019