Definitions by Joezen777
shiut
When you say shit in Texas in mock outrage like Yosemite Sam, especially after stepping in dog shit or doing something stupid like pre-drilling 3/8" holes for 1/4" wood screws.
pisper
To piss silently against the side of the toilet in order to compensate for a friend's lack of noise insulation in their apartment.
phumping
Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.