Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019

The Plumber

When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.

Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber

Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!

Give me the good old plumber!

by Mr. Normous November 8, 2011

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.

That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.

by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011