Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.

For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.

by Cynful Cyn November 1, 2018

sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

by monzy January 11, 2008

Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020

puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011