phase four effect

The effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren't. Also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. Most severe cases are found in Monterey, CA

i can't believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache... phase four effect must have struck me

by sad soldier PF00111 September 23, 2011

phipster

A difinition of a Feminine Hipster. Shares either the treat of feminism or skinny fagginess. Common used to describe male hipsters whom people are concerned might be gay.

Look at him! He is skinny, looks like a homeless and has so many weird hobbies.

Yeah, is he gay?

No, he is a Phipster...

by S-the-Fanny December 9, 2013

Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

phase two'ed

When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).

Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like

"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"

or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.

Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.

phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to

"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"

by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016

phappers

often caught masturbating in a room full of sleeping (or trying to sleep) boys
also someone with a name like Charles or Edwin

mostly home schooled

usually thinks that they are a super hip soviet because they bought or got given a soviet union hat

phappers was caught masturbating in a room full of boys with a soviet hat on

by the realslim shady January 9, 2018

Phase II

A supemental wipe of one's ass when residue in the anal canal that's not easily accessible during phase I (inital wipe after a poop) gets moist and seeps out the asshole requiring a 'phase II', usually performed with a baby wipe back to front.

Hey Dustin, I pooped about an hour ago and now my asshole is beginning to itch and feel kinda moist. I'm gonna go Phase II.

by #ihatetheburbs June 13, 2021

Gabby Phase

The period of time when your crush doesn't text back after you poured your heart out to her, admitting your love through a multi-paragraph text.

"Has she texted back yet?"
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."

by Blackout1039 November 18, 2016