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phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.
by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024
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Angstrom Phallacy

When someone only attacks the one innocent person/part of a group and ignores the people that actually wronged them.

This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.
by Hudson_Legend November 24, 2025
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