BA on PH

Bare Ass on PornHub: Especially your own ass, which you uploaded.

BOB: Hey man, how's quarantine been treating you?
ROB: Pretty great, I washed my dog, started working out again, I even put some BA on PH!
BOB: SICK!! You got a link bro??

by biggest z April 8, 2020

Redneck Ph.D

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.

Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*

by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010

borax on the ph

1. figure of speech to express a high level of something (e.g. attraction) as in 1-14 pH scale Borax is placed on 9,3

question: On a scale of 1-10 how badly did you want to kiss me?

answer: Borax on the pH scale.

by Evil Panda November 8, 2014

The PH

A code term used by 5th and 6th graders that stands for "Porn Hub". If they use it around there parents they say that they were studying for science. (The Ph scale!)

Axel:"We should watch the PH tonight!"
Mom:"What that?"
Cooper"Science!"

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

What’s the pH of Pi?

An unsolved pseudo-pi problem that has plagued autistic geeks or idiot savants, whose oft-contradictory answers or half-baked explanations have separated rather than brought them together—is the number π acidic, alkaline, or neutral?

Unlike synesthesia questions like “What’s the shape of pi?” and “What’s the color of zero?,” whose answers exhibit some common denominator among geeky dyslexics, the answer to “What’s the pH of pi?” remains so far elusive.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021

Exercising the Ph.D.

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Phang (with a PH)

Define: To move, or be moving

Phang (with a PH) being Defined: Yeah nah, I'm just phanging around

by Gi Gi Habnini June 12, 2018