pecan monkey

a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts

man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.

"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"

some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.

by billyjoe ishkBOB April 14, 2008

peanut butter guts

a car or truck with tan leather interior.

My boy got a new ride, pearl white with peanut butter guts

by Rixter July 17, 2006

peanut butter legs

Silky smooth and spreads easily

V has peanut butter legs

by Fanny Batter August 9, 2005

peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.

Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself

by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019

Silver Peanut

1. A nocturnal college student who's secretly a genius.

2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.

Bob: "Who's that kid walking around outside at four in the morning?"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."

or

Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"

by carlshake46 December 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017