Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

pedaphile

Lover of feet

Jill looked up pictures of bare feet all day because she was a pedaphile.

by babablu May 12, 2015

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.

John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.

by Kuriin April 30, 2003

Petrophile

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.

Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!

by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013

pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 24, 2015

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014