Pressed

To be in your feelings about sum

She just pressed because I won't give her any dick

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

DD Pressed

When you're messaging a person and they seem depressed and only types 'no' or 'wow'

Person 1: Hey how you doing?

Person 2 : wow

Person 1: What did you lose all your money? Or did your owl escape?

Person 2 : no

Person 1 : DD Pressed

Person 2 : Wow no

by Friend of minted owl January 11, 2012

Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.

Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"

by iSammy! March 12, 2015

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

Hella pressed

super depressed.

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.

by tytytu September 17, 2012

I am depressed

I think heavy from tf2 is sad, and will soon comit sudoku

I am depressed! Listen here pal I'm an engineer I don't fix problems, SLAM!

by MR CRiNGE25 October 22, 2020