penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.

at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.

by andy February 9, 2005

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

penile dementia

Penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the asses of strangers.

Sorry about Grandpa. He's suffering from penile dementia.

by Gina Cochina July 15, 2010

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002