Pendeja

Mujer joven idiota que no sabe lo que quiere

Esta pendeja me tiene las bolas llenas, no sabe lo que quiere.

by Eliberta October 22, 2013

pendulum

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

by Shannon A. March 4, 2008

pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

by captain keys November 16, 2006

Carolina pendulum

The act of having sexual intercourse with two women at the same time. In order to facilitate this a man wears a strap on backwards while positioning one of the women in front of him and one behind him. He then proceeds to move back and forth, similar to the motion of a pendulum.

Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.

by Theduster January 31, 2008

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Pendent-stepping

It describes the way someone acts like a bitch while disrespecting you.

“Yo your whole fit is goofy as hell”
“Man fuck you why you pendent-stepping”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking March 10, 2021