Patrick

The one acquaintance who is hated by the circle of friends. This acquaintance has low social awareness by not understanding that he is a right cunt.

Guy A: "Who? Patrick?"
Guy B: "Fucking Patrick."
Guy A: "Fuck that guy."
Guy B: "Yeah, fuck that guy."
Guy C: "Right?!"

Patrick by no_name_bitches January 4, 2016

Patrick

codeword for weed

Mom: What are you doing tonight?

Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick

Patrick by B-Smi and Tamela October 6, 2008

Patrick

best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.

Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)

Patrick by loveeeyouuuu June 28, 2011

Patrick

An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.

I wish i was a patrick

Patrick by whatisthisthingagain February 24, 2010

Patrick

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!

Patrick by Your moms best friend January 17, 2009

Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

Patrick by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise

Don’t be a Patrick

Patrick by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020