pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.

The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!

by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

Passing the Lord's Gravy

To commit a premarital sexual act within the bible belt of the Southern States or more often than not to share bodily fluid under the pretense of "Watching a movie" with one's boyfriend/girlfriend.

The feint moans of Alexis resonated throughout the mobile home as Adrian heard his father Stephen batter the door open to his small country dwellings. "Oh shit!" said Adrian. "Ah ha! I knew you weren't just "watching a movie"!" Stephen responded to his son's blasphemous tone. "Passing the Lord's gravy before marriage is not allowed within this trailer! " Stephen finished.

by KyleSean April 22, 2016

passing the football

The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.

If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, passing the football never fails.

by Midnight Assassin June 22, 2016

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

passing lane

A very simple law Floridiots can't seem to grasp.

Why do all these dumb Floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the passing lane all the damn time!?

by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

French Pressing

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.

Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.

by ToriRose February 8, 2010

passing the torch

Lighting ones pubic hairs aflame and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse, thereby setting your partners pubic follicles alight.

"I totally singed her hairs off after passing the torch and fucking her brains out"

by OlympianGangsta October 25, 2009