pantyvax

Pretending to be against vaccines to get in an antivaxxer’s panties

Bro, I pantyvaxxed this chick last night and I think I caught covid

by lil latkes April 9, 2021

Rampin' Panthers

1. Arguably the greatest cover band of all time. They can pretty much perform any song known to man, woman, and gorilla.

2. A flavor of ice cream found in the Congo jungles.

1. Guy 1: You going to the Green Day concert?
Guy 2: I've never fucking heard of them! I'm going to the Rampin' Panther's concert, foo!

2. Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Rampin' Panthers ice cream worth a gazillion dollars!!1!!L!!L!!!L

by Rafael McLovin March 4, 2008

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011

Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Grim Pantry

Going down on a women over 70.

Barb from Human Resources: Hello Steve from accounting... how was your weekend?
Steve from accounting: It was great Barb! I went to the assisted living home and got some Grim Pantry. It was delicious!

by irishdeathbunny September 11, 2018

put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

by BestBuddies September 14, 2017

Panty Scratch

To tease a girl and rub your fingers over her panties, right over the pussy.

I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.

by G Stone September 6, 2007