Paines

Overly camp student whose entirety of friends reside on the 789 bus. Partial to the odd dosage of Salsa dancing. Takes a keen interest in Windows and PDAs, as well as an unhealthy habbit for eBay.

1)I did all the work, you're not having the results
2)Daaannn
3)Aleeexxx
4)Salsa's great fun!

by Dr Orange Wilks January 18, 2005

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

painters

Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!

God Laura is such a cranky bitch today! She must have the painters in...

by c0za April 8, 2005

Panera

Every common white girl in the Ocean City, Maryland area's favorite place to eat.

Hey Payton let's go to Panera!

by Mr. Sackrider May 31, 2014

A painter

A painter is a member of an Armed unit that goes into the enemies territory to set a specific target for a missile to hit.
The target set is something that can be traced easily but cannot be found.
Usually some elctrical device with a frequency given only to the Allies so they can hit it.

"Get a painter to set the target.. it's the only way"

by ShallowVision January 8, 2006

Panera Bread

Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.

"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."

by Margarinelove11 March 15, 2013

Tea-pained

Where one lowers ones genitals into a victims mouth (see teabagging), followed by punching them in the stomach, thus resulting in pain for the victim, and extreme pain for the assailant.

'Yo mayne let's tea-pain this sleeping fool!'

'I heard t-pain tea-pained yo mom.'

by GBizz March 13, 2010