Spak pad

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

by Barca87 June 18, 2011

go change your pad

When you tell someone to stop being confrontational, stop their drama, put a lid on their nasty attitude, and basically...shut the fuck up!

You know, you need to go change your pad if you want to keep talking to me! I don't have to take your shit! Who do you think you're talking to?!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021

Boston Bra Pad

The act of a woman seductively rubbing snow between her breasts.

"Oh man, we were outside in the snow, and she showed me a Boston Bra Pad."

by MC Banda Bearz December 23, 2009

open pad

A house with no parents present, usually used to describe a house where a party can take place without worry of said parents coming home.

Bring beer, I have an open pad this weekend.

by urfaceismyass April 18, 2010

Penis Pad

When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.

When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.

by bigdogshlo69 January 10, 2012

Porn-Pad

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020

ho pad

Apartment, condo or home in which a ho resides.

Corey moved out of the sorority house to live in her own ho pad.

by j wlo March 4, 2009