Dip the Pickle

A sexual term, similar to dip the wick or fuck. used often in question form. can also be used in as a statement in response to sex inquiries.

Ex 1)
Man: Hey Pam you're hot!!
Pam: you don't look so bad yourself stud.
Man: Mind if i dip the Pickle?
Ex 2)
Buddy1:hey i saw you with Pam, you dip the pickle?
Buddy2:yeah i dipped that shit deep
Buddy3:That a Boy!!

by DJohnson December 20, 2009

Curl the Pickle

A man masturbating using green paint as lubrication.

I just ran to the Home Depot and picked up some green paint so i could go curl the pickle

by JoeBolbie May 12, 2013

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016

purple pickle

a slang term used to define a long slong, dick, peepee, wanker, penis, etc. it is also used in the song faucet failure by ski mask the slumpgod.

“she wanna see my purple pickle up in the wind” -ski mask

by pUrPlEpiKle February 13, 2019

Down packed

When people mis-hear and mis-pronounce "down pat".
Meaning to have practiced or rehearsed something to near perfection.

I've got these skateboard tricks down packed. Dude no, you've got them down pat.

by Spunkfactory July 29, 2019

sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.

Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.

by kwandy December 10, 2014