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South Pacific Asian Meat

A definition for s.p.a.m.; the only pleasant variation of the word.
Mmmm... The spam on the menu at 'Polynesian Savior' is hot & delicious...
by mel&moe December 29, 2004
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Pacific rim job

The act of giving a normal everyday run of the mill rim job, however the recipient has a ring of pineapple encircling the anus.

Note: if adding a cherry inside the middle of the pineapple ring, this rim job will be known as the holiday ham
Bro, last night Becky gave me a stright up pacific rim job, that girl sure loves pineapple!
by Pokemon master-baiter March 21, 2014
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pacific islander

NOT FILIPINOS, JAPANESE, INDONESIANS, MALAYSIANS, CHINESE ISLANDERS. THEY ARE ALL ASIAN.
Geography
"The Philippines (Filipino: Pilipinas), officially the Republic of the Philippines (Republika ng Pilipinas), is an island nation located in the Malay Archipelago in Southeast Asia"
"We are Pacific Islanders because we are located in the Pacific Ocean!" FALSE!
"Inhabitants of the Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Philippine, and Indonesian islands, although technically bordering the Pacific Ocean, are not considered Pacific Islanders because such islands are not located in any of the three regions of Oceania, and are therefore classified as "Asians" on the U.S. Census.
"However, a growing number of Filipino-Americans have denied the classification of being "Asian", instead claiming to be "Pacific Islanders", which has provoked dismay among some Pacific Islanders who actually belong to the Oceanic cultures comprising the commonly accepted definition of the term."
About the Real Pacific Islanders that Filipinos mistake themselves for
"The Pacific Ocean has an estimated 20,000 to 30,000 islands; the exact number has not been precisely determined. These islands are also sometimes collectively called Oceania, and are traditionally grouped into three: (1) Melanesia, (2) Micronesia, and (3) Polynesia. Inhabitants are sometimes referred to as Pacific Islanders."
Filipino Culture
"Filipino culture is largely a fusion of the indigenous traditions of the Philippines, with the Hispanic and American cultures. It has also been significantly influenced by Chinese, Indonesian and Indian cultures."
"The Chinese influences in Filipino culture are most evident in Filipino cuisine. The prevalence of noodles, known locally as mami, are a testament of the Chinese cuisine. Other Chinese influences include linguistic borrowings and the occasional Chinese derived surnames."
The Truth

Based on facts, Filipinos are classified as Asians and not Pacific Islanders. If you are Filipino, please do not deny that!

Remember and please note!

If you do not live in any of the following locations:

New Guinea, New Caledonia, Vanuatu, Fiji, Solomon Islands, Marianas, Guam, Wake Island, Palau, Mashall Islands, Kiribati, Nauru, Federated States of Micronesia, New Zealand, Hawaiian Islands, Midway Islands, Samoa, American Somoa, Tonga, Tuvalu, Cook Islands, French Polynesia, and Easter Island,

THEN YOU ARE NOT A PACIFIC ISLANDER!
SO STOP STEALING THEIR IDENTITY AND BE PROUD OF YOUR OWN!!!
"I'm a pacific islander because our country borders the pacific ocean."

WRONG.
by brian mendoza January 13, 2008
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Pacific Heights

A district in South San Francisco, where all the rich white people live! Houses are expensive as fuck! Gets a view of the golden gate bridge and the bay.

ONE 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT COSTS 1M DOLLARS!
The houses vary from 2M to 13M!
The "cheaper" houses (like the ones on full house and pacific heights, the movie) go for 3M!!
ONLY RICH WHITE PEOPLE LIVE THERE!
Susan: Ever been to Pacific Heights?
Bob: Naww, I'm from Tenderloin.
Mary: Houses there are hella expensive!
Susan: Stacy just moved into one on Bush Street!
Bob: Rich White Girl
by da$lutfromdagetthoofLA July 18, 2010
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Pacifisting

When take the shy demur little office girl that wouldn't hurt a fly out for dinner and she ends up getting drunk and violently fist fucking you for the duration of the night.
Don't tell me she's into Pacifisting?!
by The Mailroom Mafia November 2, 2010
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ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.
"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."
by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020
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Pacifiers

Noun- A Group composed of 7 members, formed on the beginning of the new year. Said to be one of the most intellectual, complex, sophisticated, cool, and serious groups since the beginning of time. Members of this great group are know as "Pacies", These pacies rival against the group known as the "Peas." Ritual meetings between the two groups are the 2nd, 4th, and 9th saturday of every month, this meeting is called( duhn duhn duh) P^2 night.
Wow those pacifiers are freaking cool.
by /werule January 9, 2011
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