Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

putinik

(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.

Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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by Csinaco January 16, 2011

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.

The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

Putin's Poodle

1. A pejorative description of Donald Trump, given Russia's hack to sow discord and benefit Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and his apparent complicity given his dismissal of the overwhelming evidence and lack of support for a bi-partisan select committee investigation.

2. An aphorism to refer to someone as a stooge under the influence of remote manipulators.

You think I'm going to fall for that? What do you think, I'm Putin's Poodle?

by erlichmanr December 21, 2016